Claytoonz: Merging with murderers

The Public Funding Fund (PIF) is a
Saudi Arabian entity managed by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and
is value over $620 billion. It invests in lots of non-public tasks to spice up
the picture of Saudia Arabia to distract from its horrible file on
human rights, resembling its investments within the civil struggle in Yemen,
oppressing its personal residents, murdering journalist Jamal Khashoggi and
sawing him into a number of items within the basement of its embassy in Turkey,
and so on, and so on.

The fund could be very secretive and corrupt,
nevertheless it’s owned by a corrupt authorities that doesn’t enable freedom to its
residents, in order that’s pure.

A technique the fund spends its cash is to
reward somebody who defends Saudi Arabia and its murderous Crown Prince.
Jared Kushner obtained a comfortable present from the PIF of $2 billion proper after he
left the White Home. Steve Child Fishmouth Mnuchin already obtained a
monetary present from the PIF across the identical time Jared obtained his.
Naturally, since Home Republicans are very involved about President
Biden and his household being influenced by overseas cash…they’re not doing
a rattling factor concerning the PIF’s presents to Kushner or Child Fishmouth.

One method to distract individuals out of your
actions of murdering U.S.-based journalists and involvement with 9/11 is
to put money into sports activities. The PIF’s curiosity right here isn’t as a result of they love
sports activities a lot and even plan to make a revenue from its investments however to
distract from the blood on Saudi Arabia and Mohammed bin Salman’s
palms.

To do that, they’d to decide on sports activities
the place these concerned will select cash over integrity. A type of
chosen is golf and it was straightforward.

The
PIF invested within the creation of LIV Golf which launched new tournaments
to sportswash its horrible human rights file and to compete straight
with the PGA. It created the richest tournaments that will award the
most prize cash to golfers with the preliminary complete being $255
million. It supplied the winners of every common occasion $4 million in
prize cash whereas the PGA presents $2.7 million.

It made golfer Greg Norman its CEO whereas
engaging a number of the greatest stars in golf to leap to LIV, together with
Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Graeme McDowell, Sergio Garcia, and
Martin Kaymer. There are a number of others however I’m as conversant in all
their names as I’m with NASCAR drivers. Why hasn’t the PIF invested in
NASCAR but?

Greg Norman defended Saudi Arabia with, “We’ve all made errors.” Certain. Who hasn’t chopped up a journalist in a basement?

Phil Mickelson revealed he is aware of precisely
who and what he’s doing enterprise with when he stated the Saudis are “scary
motherfuckers to be concerned with. We all know they killed Khashoggi and
have a horrible file on human rights.” Regardless of that consciousness, he
joined LIV calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime alternative.” Are you aware
whose lifetime was reduce brief abruptly by murderers with bone saws?
Jamal Khashoggi’s.

Graeme McDowell stated, “If Saudi Arabia
desires to make use of the sport of golf as a means for them to get to the place they
wish to be, I believe we’re proud to assist them on that journey.” Sure, he’s
proud to take their blood cash.

You don’t should play golf to cease
murdering journalists, funding civil wars, chopping palms off of
suspected pickpockets, or establishing a society that breeds al-Qaida.

The PGA resisted LIV, banned the golfers
who jumped to it, and took them to courtroom all whereas pretending it was
over ethics, integrity, morality, and blah blah blah.” Yeah, we noticed this
coming. Now the PGA is merging with LIV. The PGA isn’t any higher than the
golfers they banned.

Tiger Woods resisted LIV and turned down
what’s been reported as a billion-dollar provide. Rory McIlroy additionally
resisted and stated that LIV gamers had been “taking the simple means out.” What
will he do now? What’s going to Tiger do? I anticipate all of them to play ball.

The PIF is getting concerned in different
sports activities too. The $300 million it supplied for Newcastle United F.C. was
an excessive amount of to withstand for its proprietor, although the Premier League initially
blocked the deal. However guess what occurred. The league caved and the PIF
is now the proud proprietor of a Premier League soccer workforce on the
situation that the Saudi government-owned firm (PIF) received’t enable the
Saudi authorities to be concerned with the workforce. How does that work? Are
they going to rent Ted Lasso?

Saudi Arabia shopping for Newcastle is the worst
factor to occur to English soccer for the reason that proprietor of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers purchased Manchester United.

The
PIF additionally plans to deliver the World Cup to Saudi Arabia and is at present
internet hosting quite a few World Wrestling Leisure occasions within the kingdom. As
the Million Greenback Man used to say, “All people has a worth.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”

In fact, one big beneficiary of all
that is…look ahead to it…Donald Trump. His shitty golf programs at his
bedbug-infested resorts are internet hosting LIV tournaments. Now bear in mind,
Republicans don’t prefer it when presidents (sic) do enterprise with overseas
nations…besides when a Republican does it.

The Million Greenback Man character was a nasty
man, paying everybody off to steal matches and titles. So if that made
him the unhealthy man, what does that make LIV and the PGA? The Million Greenback
Man was a piece of fiction. Sadly, LIV, the PGA, and all these
immoral shitweasels who will settle for blood cash like Greg Norman, Phil
Mickelson, Jared Kushner, Child Fishmouth Mnuchin, and Donald Trump are
very actual.

All people has a worth, certainly.